of Bis, sandflies and doughnuts.

Do you know what happens when someone goes to Sematan beach wearing bug repellant at night? it'll wash off when he takes a swim in the sea. He notices his skin protection washed off and barely enough time to exclaim oh fuck as swarms of little sandflies cover him from head to toe, biting him like mad cause they're that mean. He jumps back into the water, but the blood from his wounds attracts sharks, why there are sharks in a malaysian beach resort so close to the shore, might be cause they're that hungry. As he is surrounded by five or so extremely desperately hungry sharks and sandflies swarming around him, a great peal of thunder cracks the sky, which turns purple and giant doughnuts with frosting descend form the sky, lightly toasted from entering the atmosphere, which makes you wonder what NASA's really doing up in space. All of course before 6 0'clock on a christmas morning. and THAT's the sort of thinking that gets in your mind when you read too much Haruki Murakami and listen to way too much Dream Theater.

Well yeah, I'm just bored today. Just another lazy crazy sunday.